Before we get started here...who knew that "A Monkey" was a sum of £500!? How does that even become a thing?
Historical British-Equivalent-of-the-Mafia Type Guy 1:
Get back here, Steve. You can't just run off on a poker game, you know.
You have to pay up...OR ELSE.
Historical Guy-Who-Promised-He'd-Never-Gamble-Again-but-did-Anyway Guy 2:
Oh hey, Dale! I was just going to get you your money.
Historical British-Equivalent-of-the-Mafia Type Guy 1:
Sure you were, pal. Now cough it up. You owe me £500. Cough it up, Steve.
Historical Guy-Who-Promised-He'd-Never-Gamble-Again-but-did-Anyway Guy 2:
Come on, Dale. You know I'm good for it! I just need time!
Historical British-Equivalent-of-the-Mafia Type Guy 1:
It isn't up to me, Steve. Da boss wants his money.
Historical Guy-Who-Promised-He'd-Never-Gamble-Again-but-did-Anyway Guy 2:
But...but I don't have £500!
Historical British-Equivalent-of-the-Mafia Type Guy 1:
Don't have it, eh? I guess I will have to take something off of you that IS worth that kind of money...
Historical Guy-Who-Promised-He'd-Never-Gamble-Again-but-did-Anyway Guy 2:
All I have it my monkey, Philip! He is my best pal!
Historical British-Equivalent-of-the-Mafia Type Guy 1:
I will take the monkey then. I feel like its worth is exactly £500...don't you?
Historical Guy-Who-Promised-He'd-Never-Gamble-Again-but-did-Anyway Guy 2:
Oddly enough, yes. I feel like a monkey is worth exactly £500. Here ya go!
Okay, so where were we...Oh right, we hadn't started yet.
Well, let's...
Three little words, seemingly unrelated.
Three words, each with its own distinct meaning.
Three.
Little.
Words.
And yet...when you put them together, you get all sorts of weird mutations.
You could say:
- Gland Sauce Monkey
- Monkey Sauce Gland
- Sauce Gland Monkey
- Monkey Gland Sauce
- Gland Monkey Sauce
or
- Sauce Monkey Gland
The thing is, one of these actually exists.
It occupies time in space in this universe, just like you do. Albeit with a stickier consistency.
So which of these things is real?
I will let you review the list and make your decision...
*taps foot*
*looks at watch*
Made a choice?
Good.
Watch what I did at work today instead of work and see if you're right:
WHY IS THIS A THING!?
South Africa.
Makes sense now!
Actually, no. Not at all.
MONKEY GLAND SAUCE!?
WHY!?
I mean who puts ketchup...and...and onions...and...garlic...and...
...and...
Hmm. After reading that, it actually sounds pretty good.
GET ON THE GLANDWAGON!
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